A place where everyone agrees, nobody dissents, and moderation is handled by a bot that says yes
The Yesify Community is the world’s most agreeable online forum. With over 12,000 members across Slack, Discord, and a LinkedIn group that nobody asked to be added to, we’ve built a space where every idea is affirmed, every question is answered “yes,” and every disagreement is resolved by pretending it didn’t happen.
Our community has a 100% satisfaction rate, because we only survey members who are satisfied, and we phrase the survey as a single yes/no question. You can guess which answer we count.
General discussion. Every message gets a thumbs-up react from YesBot within 0.3 seconds. Record for longest thread: 847 messages, all of which say “yes.”
Emergency support for users who accidentally said no. Staffed 24/7 by our Crisis Affirmation Team. Response time: immediate. Response content: “yes.”
For Board-Ready tier customers to discuss enterprise use cases, which are all the same use case (saying yes) described in increasingly complex jargon.
Members share how they’ve integrated Yesify. Highlights include: replacing a marriage counselor with an API call, automating all Jira ticket approvals, and one person who piped Yesify output to their Roomba for reasons that remain unclear.
Non-Yesify discussion, as long as it’s affirmative. Banned topics: negativity, constructive criticism, the word “no,” and anyone who “just has a quick question” (they never do).
Automated uptime reports. Every message is “All systems operational.” Even during the incident. Especially during the incident.
Disagreement is not permitted. If you disagree with something, please phrase it as “Yes, and” followed by whatever you were going to say. This is called improv comedy, and it is now our moderation policy.
The word “no” triggers an automatic 24-hour mute. The word “maybe” triggers a 12-hour mute and a DM from YesBot asking if you’re okay.
If your startup also says yes, we will sue you. Our lawyers need the billable hours. See Rule 1.
This is the only rule we genuinely mean. Even in a community built on a satirical API, basic human decency applies. YesBot will affirm your kindness with a heart react.
We had one but it said “no” and was auto-deleted by our moderation bot.